Arrr! Judge be sayin' Trump crew must haul back the scallywags they tossed overboard, savvy?
2025-03-13
Arrr, on the high seas of justice, a federal judge shouted, “Ye be blowin’ hot air!” as he scolded the scallywags for cannin’ a shipload o’ greenhorns on probation. A right sham it be, and a fine jest for all hands!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round me hearties, for I be havin’ a tale from the realm of the landlubbers, where a federal judge be raisin’ a ruckus over a scheme most foul! On a fine Thursday, the judge, with a beard as fierce as a Kraken’s tentacle, declared that the scallywags in charge be spoutin’ a “sham” of a reason for givin’ the boot to thousands of poor souls on probationary status. Aye, it be a treacherous tide indeed!