The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the Nvidia RTX 5080 be so scarce, retailers be havin' contests t'let ye "win" the joy o' buyin' it!

2025-03-13

Arrr, matey! An online treasure trove in the land of India be holdin' a grand contest! The lucky scallywags who win shall have the privilege to buy the prized cards! Aye, what a jolly jest it be, sellin' booty to the victorious!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the tech seas! An Indian retailer, EliteHubs, be throwin' a jolly competition where three lucky scallywags can "win" the grand treasure of an RTX 5080 at its MSRP! Aye, ye heard right, a chance to snag this mighty beast without bein' fleeced like a landlubber!

Yet, beware! This be no ordinary prize, for ye'll be partin' with a treasure of Rs. 1,10,000 (around $1,260) to claim yer bounty. The competition be runnin' till March 15, 2025, and all ye need to do is fill in some details online. But ho, stock be scarce in these waters, with only a handful of cards available, and the rest be sellin' for prices that would make a pirate weep!

Alas, the RTX 50 series be a scarce catch indeed, reminiscent of the cursed days of the RTX 30 launch, when the seas were devoid of loot! But fret not, for EliteHubs be offerin' a glimmer of hope for those brave enough to enter this digital duel. So hoist yer sails and set forth on this quest, or ye might just be left with naught but a bucket of doubloons and a sad face!

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