"Arrr, that headline be a scallywag's tale more foul than a bilge rat in me grog!"
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! Some landlubber schools be finally gettin’ their comeuppance fer turnin’ a blind eye to the ruckus from pro-Hamas scallywags! Poor Jewish lads be threatened and chased, like a chicken on a hot skillet! Tis a right mess, full o’ chaos and civil rights mutiny! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the learned halls where knowledge should reign supreme, yet chaos be the captain of the ship! It seems some of these fine academic institutions be finally reckonin' with their own scallywag ways, turnin' a blind eye to the mischief of pro-Hamas brigands. Aye, these knaves be threatenin', attackin', and harassin' Jewish students like they be mere swabs on the deck!Can ye imagine? These poor souls be havin’ their rights trampled upon, forced to skulk like fearful rats instead of struttin’ boldly o’er their own campuses! It be no mere shenanigan, I tell ye! Nay, it be civil rights violations writ large, with nary a care for the law or their own policies! The chaos be as thick as the fog on the high seas, and the dysfunction be more rampant than a ship full o’ drunken pirates!
So, let us toast to the day when these ivory towers take up their cutlasses and stand firm against the lawless brigands! May the winds of justice fill their sails, and may the ruckus on the campus seas be calmed, or else we’ll be needin’ a whole fleet of sea dogs to restore order! Arrr!