The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The US be joinin' the scallywag list for makin' freedom walk the plank, right near Serbia and Congo, matey!

2025-03-13

Arrr matey! The U.S. be on a list o' nations with shaky freedoms, thanks to the ruckus stirred by Captain Trump and his crew! CIVICUS, the democracy keepers, declared this on the first Monday of the year, claimin' the U.S. once sailed as the grand champion o' rights! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the land o' the free, now findin' itself on a watchlist, much like a scallywag on the lookout for a cannonball to the rear! The noble crew of CIVICUS, a band of landlubbers fightin' for democracy, raised the alarm over the antics of Captain Trump and his motley crew.

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