Arrr, Netanyahu be raisin' the black flag at the UN scallywags, callin' 'em terrorist-lovin' bilge rats! Aye!
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! Seems them Israeli and American lads be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout a tale from the UN lot, claimin’ Israel be actin' like a scallywag with them Palestinians! Aye, they be shoutin’ “Nay, not us!” whilst the whole affair be lookin’ like a fishy storm on the high seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a mighty ruckus brewin' on the high seas of international politics! The United Nations Human Rights Council, a crew of landlubbers, be takin' aim at Israel, claimin' they be usin' sexual violence against the good folk of Palestine since the month of October in the year of our Lord, 2023. Yarr, they call it "More than a human can bear," but Prime Minister Netanyahu be callin' it a load of barnacles, sayin' the UN be a den of scallywags!Netanyahu be raisin' his voice, claimin' the Council be throwin' false accusations like cannonballs, while forgettin' the real crimes committed by the Hamas buccaneers! The landlubbers of the UN be lookin' for any chance to smear Israel, as the seas be churnin' with talk of "blood libel."
Even the US envoy, a lass named Elise Stefanik, be joinin' in the fray, blastin' the "antisemitic slander" while callin' for justice against the vile acts committed by the terrorin' crew of Hamas! The report be callin' the Israeli troops the Israel Security Forces, which be soundin' like a bunch of swabs!
In the end, the waters be murky with accusations and denials, as both sides be claimin' innocence while the world watches with bated breath. So grab yer rum and prepare for a wild ride on this turbulent sea of tangled tales and mighty accusations!