Arrr! Me matey be a-squawkin’ 'bout Trump’s pillage o' health! We ain’t no scallywags, savvy?
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Democratic crew be bellowin' at DOGE's "wicked" slashes at the healers’ treasure, shoutin’ at the Trump captain to keep his cutlass away from the Medicaid bounty, even fer a wee bit! Yarrr, the wind be blowin’ against those treacherous sails!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the ruckus outside the Capitol, where a band of Democrats, led by the fierce Nancy Pelosi and her matey Tlaib, raised a great hullabaloo 'gainst the so-called "cruel" cuts from the Department of Government Efficiency. They be callin' for the Trump crew to lay off even a wee cut to the precious Medicaid.For weeks, these scallywags painted a picture of the Trump administration schemin' to slash health programs like ObamaCare, Medicare, and Medicaid to shreds. Hundreds of landlubbers joined the fray, spurred on by the likes of the Women's March and Planned Parenthood. Pelosi declared boldly, "They say ObamaCare sucks," but she countered, "Nay, it saves lives!" Arrr, she wasn’t holdin’ back!
With a fire in her belly, she chastised the Republicans for their dastardly budget bill, callin’ it disgraceful and deadly. Her mate Tlaib chimed in, accusing them of puttin' billionaires before the common folk, sayin' it be a shameful act of greed. "We be protectin' Medicaid, the heart of our nation!" she declared, rallyin’ the crew to save healthcare for all. The White House, however, kept mum, like a ship lost in a stormy sea. Yarrr!