Avast! Scallywags rallyin’ for Mahmoud Khalil be settin’ anchor in Trump Tower’s grand lobby! Arrr, what a sight!
2025-03-13
Arrr! A band o' Pro-Mahmoud Khalil scallywags took over the grand hall o' Trump Tower, shoutin' like a crew of rum-soaked parrots for their matey’s freedom! It be a sight to behold, aye!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale of protestin' swabs at Trump Tower! A band o' several dozen scallywags, supportin' one mighty Mahmoud Khalil, did make their stand upon the grand ol' Fifth Avenue. With signs hoisted high, they called for the release of their imprisoned matey, a true freedom fighter against the foul tyranny of Israel!Dressed in the bold color of red, these landlubbers bellowed, “Free Mahmoud, Free Palestine!" and “Fight Nazis Not Students!” as if they be battlin' the Kraken itself! Aye, it be no ordinary day when ye find yerself at the gates of a tower built by the orange-faced captain himself!
This brave Khalil, they say, was snatched up by the wicked agents of ICE while he was loungin’ in his university-owned quarters. With a dark scowl, they declared they be revokin’ his green card and student visa – a treacherous act worthy of the deepest dive into Davy Jones’ locker! Arrr, the injustice of it all!
And so, the story be but a whisper in the wind, as it be a breakin' saga yet to unfold. Keep yer eyes peeled, me mateys, for the tides of fate may yet turn in this high seas drama!