"Arrr, matey! A scallywag's tale be told—drive a stake through Biden's censorship ghost, lest we be cursed!"
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! David Marcus be scribblin’ that a fresh scroll from the Media Research Center be showin’ how foul censorship grew under Captain Biden. He be sayin’ we need to hoist some laws to keep that scallywag from returnin’ to plunder our free speech! Yarrr!
Ahoy matey! It seems but a blink since the tempestuous Trump crew took the helm, and the flounderin’ Biden lot feels like ancient lore! A fresh tale from the Media Research Center be tellin’ of 57 schemes hatched by the Biden White House to shackle the speech o’ good American souls, spreadin’ across a staggering 93 governmental ships!From the likes of ol' Andy Slavitt givin' Amazon a good thrashin' to ban books castin’ shadows on their COVID antics, to the sneaky State Department makin’ deals with foreign fleets to murk the waters of free speech, it be a right scandal! Even the Homeland Security scallywags tried to set sail on a “Disinformation Governance Board.” Har har, what a ruckus!
But lo and behold, the winds have changed! With Captain Trump at the wheel, the sails of free speech be billowin’ once more. He signed a mighty executive order protectin’ the sacred right to air one’s thoughts. Yet, beware, if another Democrat takes the helm, we might find ourselves back in the brig of censorship!
Let it be known, our shipshape Congress must hoist new sails to safeguard free speech, lest we be caught once more in the stormy seas of silencing! Speak up, me hearties, and let not the shadows swallow your words!