"Arrr, Ron Nessen, the ol' press parrot of Ford's ship, has sailed to Davy Jones at the ripe age of 90!"
2025-03-13
Arrr, he swore a grand new age o' truth after the Watergate tempest, but his dealings with the scribes be as smooth as a barnacle-covered ship! Aye, a right stormy sea 'tween captain and crew, me hearties!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be spin’n a yarn 'bout a scallywag who sought to swab the decks of dishonor! Aye, after the tumultuous tempest known as the Watergate scandal, this fine captain declared a new era o' openness, as if he were settin’ sail on a ship made of glass! With the winds of change in his sails, he thought all would be smooth sailing, but alas, fate be a fickle mistress!