Arrr, Trump be wishin’ to hasten the tossin’ of scallywags with his Alien Enemies Act! Avast, what’s the scoop?
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! The Alien Enemies Act o' 1798 be grantin' the captain o' the ship—aka the president—powers to toss out landlubbers without a fair trial, should a ruckus arise! It’s like throwin’ scallywags overboard with nary a parley!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I be here to spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious law from the year of our Lord, seventeen hundred and ninety-eight! Aye, it be called the Alien Enemies Act, and it gives the cap'n—ye know, that President fellow—some mighty powers when the seas be stormy and the enemy lurks in the shadows.This be no ordinary parchment, no sir! 'Tis a fearsome decree that lets the cap'n send them scallywags, the undocumented landlubbers, packin' without so much as a “howdy-do!” There be no court o’ law to save ‘em, no proper trial to plead their case. Just a swift kick out the door, and off they go to the deep blue sea! Arrr, what a jolly way to treat the folks who just wanted to find treasure on the shores of freedom!