The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast! Larry Buendorf, the sneaky sea dog who rescued Captain Ford, has sailed to Davy Jones at the ripe age of 87!"

2025-03-13

Arrr, in the year of our Lord 1975, Captain Buendorf snatched a bang-stick from that scallywag Squeaky Fromme, thwartin' a knave’s plot to send a good soul to Davy Jones’ locker in the fair port of Sacramento! Ain't that a tale fit for a salty sea dog?

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of daring do and a right clever scallywag! In the year of our Lord, 1975, in the fair city of Sacramento, California, a brave soul by the name of Mr. Buendorf found himself amidst a right ruckus.

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