Arrr! Trump be makin’ plans to toss crew overboard! Here’s the scuttlebutt ye need, savvy?
2025-03-13
Arrr, me hearties! The crown be givin' the landlubbers until Thursday to chart their course for cuttin' crew, yet many be keepin' their secrets tighter than a chest o' gold! Where be the details, ye scallywags?
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, me hearties, for a tale from the landlubber’s realm of bureaucracy! It be a time when the federal agencies, like a ship lost at sea, be given a mighty Thursday deadline to chart their course for reductions in force. Aye, the orders be clear as the Jolly Roger, yet many scallywags be keepin' their plans tighter than a treasure chest locked with a rusty key!Ye see, these agencies be tasked with castin' off some of their crew, but instead of hoistin' the sails and settin' forth, they be mumblin' like a drunken sailor at the tavern! The details of their mutinous plans be as elusive as a mermaid's song, leavin' the good folk wonderin' if they be livin' in a ghost ship or if the whole fleet’s about to capsize! Arrr, what a ruckus it be!
So, ye mateys, as we await word from these landlubbers with bated breath, let us raise a tankard of rum to the uncertainty of it all! For in the world of federal dealings, it seems the only thing certain be the uncertainty itself! Keep yer spyglasses ready, for who knows what shenanigans lie ahead on this bureaucratic high seas!