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Arrr, the judge be commandin’ Trump’s crew to haul back the scallywags they tossed overboard! What a fine jest!

2025-03-13

Arrr matey! A U.S. judge be commandin' six federal crews to welcome back scallywags tossed overboard by Cap’n Trump’s quest to shrink the fleet! 'Tis yet another blow to his ship, but the winds of change be blowin' fierce, not a bit slowed, savvy?

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