Arrr, the judge be sayin', "Bring back ye scallywags ye tossed aside!" Trump’s crew be in a right pickle!
2025-03-13
Arrr! A federal sea dog in San Francisco be tellin' Trump’s crew to haul back the scallywags they tossed overboard! He be callin' their firin' ways as foul as a rotten fish! Judge Alsup be sayin' the captain of personnel be not knowin' his starboard from his larboard! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the briny deep of the courtroom seas! A federal judge, the grand Captain William Alsup of San Francisco, be raisin’ the anchor on a mighty storm brewed by none other than President Trump’s crew. This here captain be orderin’ the administration to haul back thousands, nay tens of thousands, of poor souls who found themselves tossed overboard in a mass firin’ frenzy!As the winds of change blew harshly, Judge Alsup laid a verbal broadside on those scallywags in charge of the Office of Personnel Management. The acting director, one Charles Ezell, was singled out for steerage of this ill-fated ship, claimin’ he lacked the proper navigational charts to ensure a fair passage! Aye, it seems the new captain wanted to downsize the federal ship faster than a pirate can swig rum, but alas, the judge be puttin’ the brakes on that tumbleweed sailin’!
So, as the judge ordered the crew to right the ship and bring back those castaways, we be left wonderin’ if this tale of mismanagement be a parable of the high seas of politics or just another swashbucklin’ adventure in the land of the free! Yarr, what a ruckus!