Avast! The captain be sayin' Trump’s crew must reinstate the scallywags they tossed overboard! Yarrr, what a jolly mess!
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! A wise judge be callin' the crew to reinstate them poor souls tossed overboard by the Trump ship! Judge Alsup be sayin' it be a right sham job, tryin' to sneak past the rules. Now thousands o' good lads in various departments be gettin' their jobs back!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I've a tale that be ticklin' the funny bone o' the high seas! A wise judge, by the name o’ William Alsup, hath waved his gavel and decreed a grand order to the federal scallywags! It seems a band o’ probationary workers were tossed overboard by the Trump administration, a dastardly move that be deemed a “sham” fit for a pirate’s betrayal!