Aye, matey! House scallywags be settin' sail to keep Chinese landlubbers from snaggin' U.S. student parchments! Arrr!
2025-03-13
Ahoy, me hearties! A band o' landlubber lawmakers be concoctin' a scheme to keep Chinese scallywags from snatchin' up U.S. student permits! Rep. Riley Moore be readyin' to unleash the “Stop CCP VISAs Act” this week, claimin' it’ll guard our treasure of knowledge from foreign prying eyes! Arrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! A merry band of House GOP scallywags be hoistin’ the sails of legislation to thwart them sneaky Chinese folk from snaggin’ student visas to the grand ol’ U.S. of A! Aye, it be true, for our brave matey, Rep. Riley Moore from the wilds of West Virginia, be settin’ his sights on a new law, dubbed the Stop Chinese Communist Prying by Vindicating Intellectual Safeguards in Academia Act, or as the salty sea dogs be callin’ it, the “Stop CCP VISAs Act.”Now, this be no ordinary piece of parchment, nay! It be a mighty declaration aimed at keepin’ the treasures of knowledge safe from the pryin’ claws of the Chinese Communist scallywags. According to the gossip from the Fox News crew, the good Rep. believes that these rogue seafarers be usin’ educational voyages to steal our secrets, plunderin’ our intellectual booty. So, hoist the anchor, me hearties, for this piece of legislation be makin’ its way to the high seas of Congress shortly! Who knows, maybe it’ll be as popular as rum at a pirate’s gala! Yarrr!