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Arrr! Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni be keepin' secrets tighter than a treasure chest, lest the gossip goblins get loose!

2025-03-13

Arrr, in the latest scrolls from the court, Captain Judge Lewis Liman be chortlin’ at Blake Lively's sneaky "eyes only" plea fer proof in her squabble with that scallywag Justin Baldoni. Aye, the legal seas be stormy, but this tale be ticklin' me funny bone!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas and legal tribulations! It involves the fair lass Blake Lively, who be callin' fer stricter rules to keep her juicy court case under wraps from pryin' eyes. Aye, Judge Lewis Liman granted her wish, creatin' a special treasure chest labeled ‘Attorneys’ Eyes Only’ to guard the highly confidential booty bein' exchanged, lest it be spilled to the scallywags lurkin' in the media!

Now, this matter be no mere squabble over a lost doubloon! It involves alleged misdeeds by the roguish director Justin Baldoni, leadin' to rumors and whispers floatin' about like a ghost ship. The judge fears that if gossip be allowed to sail, it could wreak havoc amongst the crew of actors involved!

Blake’s crew be keen to prove their claims in this stormy sea of legal battles. But Baldoni's matey, Bryan Freedman, be sayin' they ain't worried, claimin' Lively's demands are as broad as a pirate's map! The tides be turnin', with both sides throwin' daggers in the media waters, each tryin' to outwit the other. Aye, what a raucous tale of treasure, secrets, and the quest for justice on this wild voyage!

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