Arrr! A portrait of yon McDonald’s PlayPlace be causin’ a tempest o’ chatter on the seven seas o’ social media!
2025-03-13
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Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye 'round, fer the tides be turnin' in the land of fast food and flights! First, a wretched sight from the McDonald's PlayPlace in Franklin, Tennessee, where two screens be causin' quite the uproar among landlubbers on the social seas. The scallywags be ventin' their woes on the magical contraption called social media. Arrr, what be this world comin' to?Next, the wise men of the USDA and HHS be lookin' to rewrite the ol' Dietary Guidelines for Americans. They set sail on a quest to fine-tune what grub be good fer the folks this year. Mayhap they’ll suggest more fish and fewer fried foods – har har!
Meanwhile, the airways be buzzin' with complaints as Southwest Airlines hoists anchor on their checked bag policy. Flyers be threatenin' to shun the airline like a cursed ship, shoutin' “Boycott!” at the top of their lungs – a mutiny a-brewin'!
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