Arrr! Trump be takin’ the stage with a grand tale of outsmartin' the Justice Dept. after bestin' 'em in the brawl!
2025-03-14
Arrr, the captain o’ the land, once in the crosshairs of the law, be fixin’ to declare plans to fight the foul “weaponizin’” o’ the crew, whilst he be usin’ their cannons to swab the decks of his foes and toss gold to his mates! Ha-ha!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to the tale of a president, once caught in the tempest of federal prosecution! Aye, this scallywag be readyin’ to hoist the sails and declare his grand plan to tackle the “weaponization” of the department. But hold yer horses, for in a twist fit for a sea shanty, he be usin’ the very same powers to send his foes to Davy Jones’ locker and keep his mates snug in the captain’s quarters!