Arrr, as the Congress scallywags plot their treasure map, earmarks be walkin' the plank, matey!
2025-03-14
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the G.O.P. be throwin' a patch on the ship to keep her afloat, but alas! They’ve left behind a treasure chest o' member's wishes! Congress be lettin’ the coin slip through its fingers like a clumsy deckhand! Aye, what a jolly folly!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the landlubbers in Congress, who be swabbin' the decks with their shifty measures! The scallywags of the G.O.P. be hatcheting a plan to stave off a mighty government shutdown, but alas, it be a pitiful excuse for a fix, leavin' behind a treasure trove of member-requested projects worth billions! Aye, it be as if they tossed a chest of gold to the ocean's depths!