Arrr! Even the old sea dog, Obama’s matey, tips me hat to Trump for wranglin' a truce 'twixt Russia and Ukraine!
2025-03-14
Arrr, me hearties! Former shipmate Panetta be givin' the ol’ sea dog Trump a hearty pat on the back fer wranglin' a truce 'twixt them scallywags Russia and Ukraine. Aye, who knew the lad had a knack fer playin' diplomat like a fine fiddle on a stormy night!
Avast ye landlubbers! It appears that Leon Panetta, the former captain of the Obama ship o’ defense and CIA, be givin' a tip o' the hat to President Trump for possibly steerin’ the good ship “Ceasefire” toward calmer waters betwixt Russia and Ukraine. Aye, just t’other day, Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced that Ukraine be agreed to a 30-day truce, but alas, ol’ Putin hasn’t hoisted the flag o’ acceptance just yet!In a speech, the cunning czar of Russia hinted at support for the ceasefire idea, but he still be holdin’ his cards close to his chest. Panetta, like a weathered pirate on the high seas, urged Trump to stand firm against the infamous Putin and not be swayed by his treachery. “This be a test for the captain!” he declared, hopin’ Trump be the stalwart he needs to be. He warned, “Don’t muddy the waters, matey! Stick to the ceasefire!”
As the Trumpster held out hope for a favorable outcome, he deemed Putin’s remarks “promising,” though he whispered that many details still need settlin’. “If they don’t agree, it’ll be a letdown for the whole world!” he lamented, as the winds of diplomacy continue to swirl around these treacherous seas!