Arrr, matey! That jolly jester says ‘racist’ be as worn as me old boots—spare it, or walk the plank!
2025-03-14
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Godfrey be claimin’ some landlubber critics be callin’ jests racist just to sink ‘em! Aye, they fear the harsh truths be cuttin’ too deep, like a cannonball to the hull! Aye, let the laughter ring, lest we all be walkin’ the plank!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the jests of one Godfrey, a merry jester of African descent, who be claimin' the term "racist" be tossed 'round like a ship’s anchor, losing its weight and meaning in the stormy seas of discourse!In a recent parley with Fox News, the comedic scallywag, whose full name be Godfrey Danchimah Jr., spilled the beans on how folks be quick to brandish the "racist" label like a cutlass. He be explainin' that just because he speaks of a man's skin, it don’t mean he be a villain of racism! "Arrr," he chuckled, "I didn’t keep ye from learnin’ to read!"
He went on to declare that true racism be when the scurvy dogs be barricading doors to homes and jobs based on a person’s hue. "Nay, I just be describin' the world!" he laughed, sayin’ folks be mad when the truth hits 'em like a cannonball.
Godfrey also be sayin' that those who want him to shackle his tongue on politics be as soft as a sea sponge! "I pay me taxes, matey!" he roared, suggesting that a true pirate must be savvy about all matters that affect the crew. He wrapped it up with a wink, claimin' that the art of comedy be in creatin' laughs from even the fiercest truths. So hoist the sails, ye sensitive souls, and embrace the jest! Arrr!