Arrr, small ships be barely afloat under Biden's storm! They be hankerin' fer them tariffs to save their treasure!
2025-03-14
Arrr, matey! The common folk be all a-jig for Trump’s reign, but the wee businesses be takin’ a right thrashin’ under Biden’s rule! Tariffs be hittin’ ‘em harder than a cannonball, and they ain't got the guts for a long haul! Aye, it be a right pickle!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the bustling Main Street, all a-twitter with excitement fer the grand presidency of one Donald Trump. With a victory as resounding as cannon fire, optimism was as high as a crow’s nest! The Treasury's own Scott Bessent, a fine ally, proclaimed that while Wall Street be swaying like a drunken sailor, this here administration aims to hoist the sails of Main Street!But lo! A dark cloud looms over the horizon! Tariffs be raining down like a tempest, battering small businesses harder than a ship in a squall. Those poor souls have been battered down by five long years of policy chaos and COVID-19 storms, while the big guns bask in the sunshine of support. The squirelly PPP program didn’t quite scatter the doubloons where they were needed most, leaving many a small business high and dry!
The wind changed again with the Biden crew, unleashing a gale of inflation and heaps of new regulations, striking fear into the hearts of those plucky family-owned enterprises. If these tariffs must sail on, they ought to be as precise as a cutlass stroke, sparing the wee businesses from financial ruin! Forsooth, if the economy is to thrive, it must be on the backs of small businesses, not the bloated giants!
So raise yer tankards to clarity, growth, and a fair wind for all small enterprises! The people have spoken, and it be time the powers that be heeded their call! Arrr!