The Booty Report

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Arrr, the Senate be settin' sail for a grand vote, lest we all be marooned in a government dry dock!

2025-03-14

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, this fine afternoon be teemin’ with votes, lettin’ a Republican scroll sail smoothly into the night! The grand ol’ Senate Democrat, bless his scallywag heart, be givin’ it a nudge, lest we find our treasure chest of funds runnin’ dry! Avast, adventure awaits!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics! 'Twas on a fine afternoon when the scallywags of the Republican crew set their sights on a cunning plan to keep the treasure chest of government funds overflowing past the midnight hour. Aye, ye heard me right!

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