Arrr, 'tis another cursed PC launch! Rise of the Ronin be stumblin’ like a drunken sea dog, even with an RTX 4090!
2025-03-14
Arrr, matey! The cursed PC ports be vexin' gamers like a swarm o' angry hornets! And Rise of the Ronin be just another scallywag makin' us curse the heavens for shoddy optimization. Blimey, where be the treasure of smooth sailin' in these waters?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the treacherous waters of Koei Tecmo's Rise of the Ronin. This scallywag of a game, freshly emerged from the depths of PS5 exclusivity, be causin’ a right ruckus on the mighty PC seas, even with the grand RTX 4090 as yer trusty vessel!Reports be flyin’ about stutterin’ frames and slow-motion NPCs, makin’ yer high-end rig feel like a barnacle-ridden old tub! While the frame rates might be boastin’ a high number, the actual gameplay be more akin to watchin’ a turtle race! Aye, the Steam reviews echo the discontent, with many a gamer refusin’ to part with their doubloons until the ship be righted.
Even a patch has been cast into the fray, but it seems to have done naught but stir the waters, leavin’ players still adrift in performance woes! With graphics that hardly dazzle like a treasure chest, one wonders how this shipwreck of a game be runnin’ so poorly!
So, I say unto ye, ye landlubbers lookin’ for a GPU upgrade, hold yer horses! It be high time this cursed trend o’ poor PC ports be scuttled, lest we all be walkin’ the plank of disappointment!