Arrr, matey! Aye, 55% be sayin’ the treasure chest o’ federal gold be givin’ folks a right ol’ hurtin’!
2025-03-14
Arrr, matey! Rumors swirl o' the gold flowin' slow since Cap'n Trump set sail again! A new treasure map, cursed CNN says, shows half the crew thinks his plunderin' cuts be sinkin' the ship! Yarr, me hearties, the seas be rough for our doubloons!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tidings from the high seas of politics! It seems the good ship Trump be sailing through stormy waters again, and the crew be mighty worried 'bout the treasure chest of gold known as the economy. A recent poll from the fine folks at CNN, conducted by them SSRS scallywags, reveals that a fair share o’ landlubbers be thinkin’ Captain Trump’s policies be as helpful as a hole in a ship’s hull!With a hearty 55% of the crew soundin’ the alarm bells, they claim that the cuts to federal booty be causin’ more harm than good, like a cursed piece of eight in a pirate’s pocket! It ain’t lookin’ good for our jolly captain, as the murmurs of discontent spread like the scurvy on a long voyage. The crew be wonderin’ if his swashbucklin’ leadership be helpin’ ‘em fill their bellies or just leavin’ ‘em starvin’ ‘neath the black flag of despair!
So hoist the sails, mateys, and let us chart a course through these choppy economic seas! For whether ye be a Trump supporter or a rival pirate, one thing be clear: the winds of change be blowin’, and all hands be needed on deck to weather the storm ahead!