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"Arrr! Bourbon Street swindler caught after a reporter's untimely end be needin' a proper re-sentin' fer his trickery, says the law!"

2025-03-14

Avast, ye scallywags! Danette Colbert be in the brig after reporter Adan Manzano turned up deader than a fish outta water in a hotel near New Orleans, just 'fore the Super Bowl! This lass has a past o’ trickery in Louisiana, so keep yer doubloons close! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of intrigue from the swamps of Louisiana! The Attorney General, a fierce lass named Liz Murrill, be seekin' to throw the book at one Danette Colbert, a scallywag caught pilferin' the treasure of a slain reporter during the grand Super Bowl festivities in New Orleans.

This nefarious Colbert, a five-time convicted felon, be accused of filchin' credit cards from the late Adan Manzano, a reporter with dreams as bright as the gold doubloons! Alas, young Manzano was found lifeless in his lodgin', with a sprinkle of Xanax in his system—arr, not prescribed, mind ye! Eyewitnesses claim Colbert was seen with him just before he met Davy Jones.

Now, the good Attorney General be invokein' the dreaded habitual offender bill, seekin' to cast Colbert into the brig for a longer stretch, as her past misdeeds weigh heavy like a sack o' cannonballs! Despite her dark history, a judge showed mercy, givin' her a mere ten-year sentence suspended like a ghost ship on the horizon.

But wait! The tides be turnin' as Colbert’s troubles mount, bein' tied to another fatality. The court be buzzin' like a swarm of angry hornets, and her fate hangs in the balance, like treasure on the edge of a clifftop. Aye, this be a tale worth watchin'! Yarrr!

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