Arrr, Trump be havin' the chance to hoist the sails and thwart Iran’s quest fer a nuclear treasure!
2025-03-14
Arrr, matey! Trump be facin’ a right pickle! How be he stoppin’ Iran from gettin’ their hands on the big kaboom? That scallywag Khamenei tossed his olive branch like a soggy biscuit! Time’s tickin’, like a cannon ready to blow! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a certain President Trump, who be jawin' with Fox Business’ Maria Bartiromo about the scallywags in Iran. She asked him, what manner of deal he be wantin' with them rascals, seein' as they be wantin' a nuclear cannon. Trump, bold as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, laid it out plain: “Ye can deal with 'em, or ye can send 'em to Davy Jones’ locker!”The captain went on to declare the Iranians as "great folk" trapped under a vile crew that be shootin' protesters in the streets. He even penned a letter to Iran's Supreme Leader, Khamenei, hopin' to parley rather than fire cannonballs. But alas! Khamenei, like a stubborn sea dog, tossed the letter aside, warnin' that negotiations would come with heavier demands, includin' restrictions on their ship's weaponry.
Rumor has it that Russia be in cahoots, ready to help negotiate while secretly spinnin' their own web of gold, exploitin' Iran's treasures. With Putin at the helm, and history showin' Khamenei's ties to the Soviet Union, ye best believe they be workin' together like two pirates divvyin' up the booty! So hoist the sails, for trouble brews, and if the Iranians survive, they'll be rebuildin' their terror fleets with riches aplenty! Arrr!