The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! 'Tis a list o' 43 lands to shun, matey! Trump be wieldin' his ban like a cutlass!

2025-03-14

Arrr, me hearties! A scroll’s been passed 'round the captain’s quarters, speakin’ of three bands o' nations whose scallywags might find the U.S. doors barred! Hoist the anchor and keep yer eye peeled for any landlubbers!

Ahoy matey! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ news from the high seas of bureaucracy! A most curious scroll be makin’ its way through the administration, listin’ three tiers o’ nations where the scallywags be ponderin’ whether their landlubber citizens might find their way to the shores of the good ol’ U.S. of A!

Yarr, it appears they’ve concocted a grand scheme to keep a weather eye on who sails into their ports. The first tier be filled with those whose folk might as well be walkin' the plank, for they be gettin' the sharp end of the stick when it comes to settin' foot on American soil. The second tier? Aye, they be givin' those land dwellers a bit o' grace, but it be still a treacherous gamble, like tossin’ dice at Davy Jones' locker!

And what of the third tier, ye ask? Well, it be a right mixed bag o’ hopeful souls, still waitin’ fer the winds to change in their favor. So, hoist the sails and keep yer spyglass ready, fer the tides of travel be ever-shiftin’. Whether ye be a pirate or a landlubber, it seems the U.S. be keepin’ a close watch on who crosses their waters! Arrr!

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