Arrr! U.S. snatched another scallywag linked to them pro-Palestinian shenanigans at Columbia, I say! Avast, what a ruckus!
2025-03-14
Arrr, just days after young Mahmoud Khalil, a fresh mate from the grand Columbia ship and a loud parrot in the campus squabbles, found himself shackled in the brig! Avast, what a tangled mess of mischief be brewin’!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be spinning a yarn of high seas shenanigans from the realm of academia! Just a short week after young Mahmoud Khalil, a fresh-faced lad who hath walked the hallowed halls of Columbia, found himself in the clutches of the law, a ruckus broke out! This lad, a fiery spirit of the campus, led a merry band of protestors, demanding justice like a crew seekin' buried treasure!But lo and behold! The lawmen, like a fierce squall, came upon him, draggin' him away faster than a ship in full sail! Now, ye see, our Mahmoud be no ordinary scallywag; he spoke for the masses, rallyin' the students like a captain rallying his crew before a great battle. But alas, the fates conspired against him, and his arrest sent tremors through the ivory tower of academia!
So, what happened next, ye ask? Well, it seems the winds of change be blowin’ once more, stirring the pot and settin’ off another round of protestin’! The lad’s capture only fueled the fire in the hearts of his fellow sailors—or should I say, students? They rallied like a ship’s crew at the sight of a rival vessel, ready to defend their captain and their cause! Aye, this tale be far from over, and I reckon the seas be murky with the promise of more mischief ahead!