Arrr, matey! DOGE be sayin’ them cuts saved a treasure o' $115B, 'bout $700 for each scallywag!
2025-03-14
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the Department o' Government Efficiency (DOGE) be boastin' of savin' $115 billion doubloons! They be slashin' waste, fraud, and all manner o' bilge with a mighty cutlass, cancellin' contracts and stoppin' crooked paydays! Aye, a true treasure indeed!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of treasure not found on the high seas, but in the treasuries of the landlubbers! The scallywags at the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE fer short, be claimin' they’ve plundered a bounteous $115 billion from the clutches of waste, fraud, and all manner o' tomfoolery!These crafty knaves be tasked with slicin' through the thick blubber of the federal government, cuttin' away the barnacles of corruption that cling to the hull. With a hearty cheer, they’ve reported a heap o' doubloons saved by cancellin’ contracts, halting shady payments, and throwing overboard grants that be sinkin' like a ship without a captain!
So, raise yer tankards o' grog to these landlubbers, who be makin' the seas of bureaucracy a tad less murky! They’ve set sail on a mission to rid the government of all that be wasteful, leavin' no piece o' booty unturned. Aye, if only we pirates had such a crew to keep our treasure chests full and our ships from sinkin'! Yarrr, the winds be blowin' fair, and the coffers be fillin', thanks to the valiant efforts of these money-savvy swabs!