Arrr, how Mayor Adams spun his yarns to charm the great Trump, like a sea dog wooing a siren!
2025-03-15
Arrr, Mayor Eric Adams be workin’ his charm like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! He be ringin' up the Trumps and jawin’ with that Bannon scallywag. Even the Don felt a bit o' pity, helpin' our matey Adams dodge the hangman’s noose! Har har har!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Mayor Eric Adams, a scallywag on a charm offensive like no other! This bold captain, sailin' the treacherous seas of politics, decided to parley with the likes of the infamous Trumps and that rapscallion Steve Bannon. Aye, ye heard it right! With a wink and a nod, he hoisted the Jolly Roger and rang up the Trump ship, hopin' to charm the breeches off 'em!