Arrr, Trump be battlin' with Governor Mills, stirrin' up a storm o' trouble across the Pine Tree State!
2025-03-15
Arrr, me hearties! The ol' ship of state be takin' on water! With coin purse run dry, a lawmaker walkin' the plank, and landlubbers raisin' a ruckus, it’s been a stormy month since Gov. Mills clashed with Captain Trump over the fairer sea lasses o' the athlete kind!
Ahoy, matey! Gather round me hearties fer a tale o’ woe and whimsy from the land o' Maine, where the winds be foul and the tides be churnin’! This past month, our fair Governor Janet Mills found herself in a right pickle, squarin' off against the mighty captain o’ the White House, President Trump, over a matter most peculiar: transgender athletes! Yarr, a tempest brewin’ indeed!