Arrr! That Syrian landlubber cousin o' Assad be callin' Europe scallywags fer backin' a new crew o’ mischief-makers!
2025-03-15
Arrr! Ribal al-Assad be raisin' a ruckus, callin' out the European scallywags fer lettin' the new "terror" crew in Syria off the hook! Aye, they be slayin' innocents like fish in a barrel, and he be warnin' 'em to keep their cutlasses sheathed! Ha!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a scallywag named Ribal al-Assad, a rights ruckus-rouser from the sands of Syria! He be raisin’ a storm in the European seas for lifting sanctions against a new band of ruffians, led by his cousin, that dastardly Bashar al-Assad! Ribal warns this new lot be no better than the old tyrant, claimin’ they be up to no good under a flag of Islamist rule.With the ink still wet on a new constitution, the interim captain, Ahmed al-Sharaa, is on a revenge spree, huntin' down lowly officers and minorities, turning the land into a sea of blood. Ribal cries foul, prophesyin’ that if the Europeans think they can trust this wicked crew, they be in for a surprise more shocking than a Kraken attack!
As families flee for their lives, the U.N. rings alarm bells 'bout the horrors unfolding on the shores. With the new regime promising to uphold freedom whilst makin’ it illegal to reminisce about the old one, the whole affair reeks of a pirate’s code gone awry! Ribal calls for the U.S. to lend a hand in findin’ a true democracy, lest this new crew set sail for chaos across the seas! So, hoist the sails, me hearties, and keep a weather eye on this treacherous voyage! Arrr!