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Arrr, Detransitioner Chloe Cole be callin' on Congress to sink the 'ideological pestilence' o' gender care fer wee scallywags!

2025-03-15

Arrr, mateys! Chloe Cole, a lass who’s switched her sails, be hollerin’ to the landlubbers in power! She be wantin’ ’em to drop anchor on them gender-fixin’ shenanigans for the wee ones! Aye, let’s keep the ship steady and not let the young ones walk the plank!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round as I regale ye with the tale of young Chloe Cole, a lass who set sail on a tempestuous journey at the tender age of 12, wishin’ fer the cruel “no” that would’ve spared her from the treacherous waters of transitionin’ from lass to lad. Now, she be callin’ upon lawmakers to hoist the sails and stop this “abuse” o’ innocent scallywags who think they can simply turn back time like a pirate's compass!

With a heavy heart, Chloe be lamentin’ her choices made four long years ago. Encouraged by the landlubber doctors, she took the plunge into the dark depths of puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones, only to find herself marred with scars and regret. “I wish I’d been told I was a bonnie lass just as I was!” she be cryin’ now, wishtin’ no young soul should face such a perilous decision so young.

Now, Chloe sails with the crew of “Do No Harm,” seekin’ to pen federal laws to block the funding of such operations for wee ones. To all the young buccaneers ponderin’ the same treacherous path, she hoists the flag of self-love, remindin’ them they are perfect just as they be. Parents, heed her words! Don’t affirm their doubts, for every child deserves to believe they be made right, and not in need of a surgeon’s blade!

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