"Arrr! Flames be galloping like a scallywag across Texas and Oklahoma, settin’ the land ablaze! Blimey!"
2025-03-15
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers in both states be flounderin' about like fish outta water, tryin' to douse the fiery beasts that be poppin' up like scallywags at a tavern brawl! What a sight, me hearties! Fire and frenzy all around, 'tis a bonkers escapade, I tell ye!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! The seas be calm, but the lands be ablaze! Aye, the emergency crews in both them states be dashing about like scallywags chasin' a treasure map, tryin' to keep up with the fiery fiends that be sproutin' like weeds in a tavern yard!