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Arrr! It be official: Google Assistant be walkin' the plank, with Gemini settin' sail to take the helm!

2025-03-15

Avast ye landlubbers! Word be out that Google Gemini be settin' sail to take the helm from that scallywag Google Assistant across all yer contraptions! Prepare ye sails for a new matey, for the digital seas be changin’! Arrr, let the treasure hunt for answers begin!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the tech seas! It be said that the trusty ol' Google Assistant be set to walk the plank this year, makin' way for the new swashbuckler in town, Gemini!

Yarr, it be official! Brian Marquardt, the captain of Google’s ship, declared that soon, Gemini shall take the helm on smartphones, leavin' the Assistant to sail off into the sunset. Fear not, for if yer device be older than a barnacle-covered ship, ye might still cling to the Assistant for a wee bit longer. But most of ye salty sailors will be welcomed aboard the Gemini vessel!

This new matey, Gemini, is built to chat smoother than a sea breeze and fetch information faster than a cannonball flies! It’s already gobbled up many of the tasks our old friend used to handle, and the time be near for a complete takeover.

Smart speakers and other contraptions will still have the ol’ Google Assistant for now, but mark me words, Gemini’s tentacles be reachin' far and wide! With more upgrades on the horizon, ye best be ready to embrace the new AI overlord on all yer devices, from smartwatches to car dashboards! Arrr, the future be bright with Gemini at the helm!

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