Arrr! The court be raisin' the sails on Trump’s DEI orders, matey! Aye, let the hilarity ensue!
2025-03-15
Arrr! A mighty court o' appeals be hoistin' the sails on Trump’s orders ‘gainst the merry ship o’ diversity! The judges be unanimous, but two still be whisperin’ that the winds of change might blow a different way soon. Avast, it be a jolly tussle ahead!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve news from the high seas of the court, where the judges be as fierce as a kraken on a hunt! A federal appeals court, like a pirate ship settin' sail, be reinstatin' parts of President Trump’s executive orders that be targetin’ the ol’ diversity, equity, and inclusion programs—ye know, those fancy terms fer makin' sure all hands on deck be treated fair-like! Aye, these orders had been sent to Davy Jones’ locker by a lower court, but lo and behold, the winds changed!The court, with a trio of judges, be unanimous as a crew cheerin’ ‘fore a raid, sayin’ the administration be likely to succeed in its appeal. But hold yer horses, or yer parrots! The two judges who be appointed by the Democratic captains made it clear that the tides could turn again, and a future challenge might still find its way to the treasure! So, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper, fer the battle over what be fair and just in the land of the free be far from over!
In the end, it’s the same ol’ tale of swabs fightin’ for the booty, whether it be equity or some other gold doubloon. Arrr, may the best crew win!