Arrr! Trump be callin' his foes ‘scallywags’ and lawbreakin' rogues in a raucous hullabaloo at the Justice quarters!
2025-03-15
Arrr, me hearties! On a fine Friday, Captain Trump swaggered into the Justice Cove, callin' his foes "scallywags," judges "crooked bilge rats," and them pesky prosecutors "mad as a sea dog." With the DOJ flag flappin' behind, he yelled for the lawbreakers to walk the plank!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus caused by the scallywag known as Captain Trump! On a fine Friday, he strode into the hallowed halls of the Department of Justice, where the law be as tangled as a sailor's knot. With the Justice emblem glimmerin' behind him like a treasure chest, he set sail on a tirade, callin' his courtroom foes “scum” and the judges “corrupt” as if they be the worst kind of barnacles clingin’ to his ship!This cap'n, with a tongue sharper than a cutlass, didn’t hold back! He proclaimed his political rivals as lawbreakers worthy of the brig, and as if that weren’t enough, he branded the prosecutors investigatin' his misadventures as “deranged,” like a crew gone mad from too much grog. It be a spectacle, I tells ye, as he waved his arms about, makin' accusations faster than a cannonball flies!
With a hearty laugh, one could hardly believe the antics of this buccaneer of politics! So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, to Captain Trump, the man who can turn a courtroom into a battleground, all while holdin' court with the flair of a true seafarin’ rogue! Aye, we be livin' in times where even the fiercest of pirates can get tangled in the web of their own makin'!