Arrr, Trump be blastin' Rosie, while Affleck be sayin' "Nay!" to his lad's fancy $6k boots! Har har har!
2025-03-15
Arrr, matey! The Fox News Entertainment Scroll be servin' ye the freshest tales from the land o' Hollywood, with chatter from star-studded scallywags and yarns from Los Angeles and beyond! Hoist the sails and prepare for a jolly good time, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Ye be settin' sail into the realm o' the Fox News Entertainment Letter—gather ‘round fer tales o’ fame and folly!TOP TREASURE:
- The scallywag Trump be takin' a jab at Rosie O'Donnell, claimin' ye be better off not knowin' her after she scurried away from the shores o' the US!
- Our matey Ben Affleck told his lad to forget them fancy $6K shoes, sayin', 'I be rich, but ye be penniless, matey!'
- Prince William seeks to banish Prince Andrew after scandalous accusations, sayin' it’s best he disappears faster than a ghost ship!
FROM HIGH SEAS TO THE GROUND: Dawn Robinson from En Vogue be livin’ in her car fer three long years—talk about rough seas!
HAZARD PAY: Our jolly ol' shipmate John Goodman suffered an injury on a movie set—let's hope it be not a curse from Davy Jones!
AND WHAT OF THE LADIES? Meghan Markle be flippin’ on the Sussex name like a fish on a hot deck, cashin' in on royal status!
So, there ye have it! A right jolly mess of pirates' gossip. Stay tuned fer more tales from the high seas of entertainment, or walk the plank! Arrr!