Arrr! Captain Trump be riggin’ the sails fer a bountiful era fer wee American shops, savvy?
2025-03-15
Arrr! Captain Trump be hoistin’ the sails and settin’ course to scuttle them pesky regulations Biden be layin’ down! Aye, he’s plunderin’ the red tape that be sinkin’ our gold-laden ships o’ commerce. A jolly good time fer all ye scallywags lookin’ to fill yer treasure chests!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the year of our Lord, 1994, when a brave lass agreed to sail the treacherous seas of business with me, her newly minted pirate husband. We were but 45 days from Davy Jones’ locker, pawnin’ our wedding silver to establish Dunwoody Diamonds USA LLC, a treasure huntin’ endeavor!For thirty long years, we’ve battled the storms of fortune, from rakin’ in gold doubloons to barely keepin' our lanterns aglow! Blimey, the past four years under Captain Biden be a rough sea, with government overreach stranglin’ us like a kraken on a ship’s hull! The newfangled taxes and regulations made it feel like we were swimmin’ with the fishes instead of sailin’ the open seas!
Then came Trump, like a bold captain raisin’ the Jolly Roger! He swung his cutlass, halting the cursed Beneficial Ownership Information reports that threatened to drown us in fines and fees. With a flick of his wrist, he undid the burdens of yore, givin’ us hope to hoist our sails high once more!
So here’s to the American Dream, worth the risk! With our trusty captain at the helm, we’ll weather any storm and keep the gold flowin’. Yarrr, may the winds be ever in our favor!