Arrr, them lefty 'Donald Dashers' be scurrying from a Trump as real as a mermaid’s treasure map!
2025-03-15
Arrr, me hearties! The liberals be sayin’ they’d sail away if Trump’s flag flew high, and a few scallywags did hoist anchor—over 6,000 of 'em! But 'tis fear that drove 'em, not the truth. Meanwhile, good ol' folks be settlin’ in the redder waters! Ha-ha!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the "Donald Dashers," those pampered swabs who’ve fled the good ol' U.S. for the shores of the U.K. and beyond, quakin' in their boots over Captain Trump’s return to power! With a 26% rise in their merry band, it's clear the seas o' panic be high! They claim they can't bear to live in a land ruled by the likes of Trump, but I say, they be merely indulgin' in their riches, throwin' a grand ol' tantrum!These scallywags, uprootin' their lives to fancy neighborhoods like Notting Hill, be united not by common sense but by their loathing of reality! Meanwhile, the Census reveals a different tale: Blue states like California and New York are emptyin' faster than a ship’s hold after a treasure raid, while the red states, like Texas, be welcome havens for those chasin' opportunity, not shiverin' in fear!
With job growth in Texas outshinin' the blues, one wonders why only a wee fraction of the population, a mere 6,100, be makin' their escape. They ain't runnin' from tyranny; nay, they're merely playin' dress-up in a fantasy of their own makin'. So hoist the sails, me hearties! For while they flee, the rest of us be settlin' in, livin' free under the banner of opportunity!