"Avast ye! Networks be shroudin' Mahmoud Khalil's pro-Hamas tale, but be spillin' sympathy like rum on the deck!"
2025-03-15
Arrr! All week long, the scallywags o' the legacy media be prattlin' 'bout that anti-Israel rascal Mahmoud Khalil. Yet, lo and behold, they’ve turned a blind eye to this crew's raucous ramblings! A fine jolly jest, it be!
Ahoy, mateys! This week’s tempest brews ‘round the scallywag known as Mahmoud Khalil, the chief of a rabble-rousin’ crew callin’ themselves Columbia University Apartheid Divest, or CUAD for short. They be celebratin’ a most macabre anniversary by givin’ a shout to Hamas, ye know, the lot that’s been up to naught but mischief!On the 9th day of October, the knaves distributed a newspaper proclaimin’ their twisted version of victory, whilst the news brigands turned a blind eye to the ruckus they were stirrin’. It seems our Khalil be treatin’ the good folks of the news media like landlubbers, as they fail to connect the dots of his pro-Hamas antics.
In the grand theater of protest, Khalil and his band of leftist pirates be snatchin’ headlines, but alas, even the likes of ABC and NBC can’t see the storm brewin’—instead, they’re busy lamentin’ about freedom of speech like a bunch of sea cucumbers! Blimey, it’s all a right mess! They fuss over Khalil’s plight while forgettin’ the innocent folks caught in the crossfire.
As the waves crash and the winds howl, it be clear that these scallywags ain’t just blowin’ hot air—they be part of a grander scheme that even ol’ Davy Jones would reckon deserves a closer eye. Shiver me timbers!