“’Tis a fine mess, matey! Oklahoma folk fled the flames, now they be ready to mourn their lost booty!”
2025-03-15
Arrr, matey! A tempest o' winds and fiery beasts did lay waste to hundreds o' fine abodes in Oklahoma! The land be scoured, like a treasure map gone awry, leavin’ naught but charred timbers and angry parrots squawkin’ about their lost perches! A right ruckus, I tell ye!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I've a tale of woe from the heart o' Oklahoma, where the winds be blowin' fiercer than a kraken on a rampage! Aye, it be a tempest of fire and fury, layin' waste to hundreds of humble abodes and sturdy structures, turnin' 'em to naught but ashes and memories. Aye, the land be dancin' with flames like a scallywag at a tavern brawl!