The Booty Report

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Arrr, Trump’s Justice crew be on a jolly hunt fer payback, like a scallywag seekin’ his lost treasure!

2025-03-15

Arrr, the only crime o' them scallywags Trump be callin' out be wantin' to make him answer fer his mischief! Aye, ‘tis a fine tale of how the scorned mateys dared to seek justice, only to find themselves walkin' the plank! Har har har!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, and lend me thine ears, for I be tellin’ ye a tale most curious from the murky waters of politics! Aye, it be about a certain landlubber known as President Trump, who be pointin’ his bony finger at a band of brave souls at the Justice Department!

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