Arrr, the Greenland scallywags be sayin' Trump's treasure hunt be as welcome as a leaky ship!
2025-03-15
Arrr, matey! The Greenland scallywags be bellowin' on Friday, callin' the U.S. captain, Trump, a blaggard fer his talk o' claimin' their fair isle! They say his lust fer annexation be as welcome as a storm at sea! Har har! What a merry pickle!
Ahoy, me hearty! It seems the Greenlandic folk be in quite the tizzy over Cap'n Trump’s wild musings 'bout claimin' their icy realm as his own! The gub'ment o' Greenland be callin' his words "unacceptable," after he jabbered on 'bout annexation during a parley with the NATO chief. Aye, the leaders of every political crew in the Inatsisartut, that be their Parliament, be raisin' the Jolly Roger on this matter and declared they shan’t be havin’ any of it!These brave Greenlanders, from all parties like Demokraatit and Naleraq, be shoutin' that Greenland belongs to the Greenlandic people, not some treasure-huntin' landlubber! They penned a fine missive on X, proclaimin’ that such talk be a breach of trust among allies. The PM himself, Múte Egede, made it crystal clear that their frosty land ain't up for grabs, no sir! Not for gold nor for glory!
In truth, Cap'n Trump had his eyes on this treasure-laden isle for years, likin' it to a mighty deal in real estate. Yet, alas, even the richest buccaneers would find it hard to snatch a piece of Greenland! So, we raise a tankard to the Greenlandic folk for standin' strong against this salty sea dog's fanciful dreams!