"Arrr! Trump be launchin' a fleet o' Venezuelans to El Salvador, defyin' the judge like a scallywag!"
2025-03-16
Arrr, me hearties! President Nayib Bukele, the scallywag of El Salvador, be sayin’ they’ve welcomed over 200 rascals accused by the U.S. of runnin’ with that Tren de Aragua gang! A fine catch for the brigands o’ the seas, I say! Avast, let the mischief begin!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the shores of El Salvador, where the notorious President Nayib Bukele be makin' waves like a ship in a tempest! Aye, this scallywag has declared that he be takin' in a mighty crew of over 200 landlubbers, accused by the great U.S. of bein’ part of the fearsome Tren de Aragua gang. A gang so infamous, even Davy Jones would think twice before crossin’ paths with 'em!