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Arrr! The scallywags of Voice o' America be sent to the briny deep after Captain Trump ordered the treasure cut!

2025-03-16

Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Voice of America found themselves on a paid holiday, while the treasure for two news ships sailin’ to tyrant-infested waters be cut faster than a cutlass! All this after Cap’n Trump waved his magic quill, makin’ waves in the government seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as I spin ye a tale of treachery on the high seas of bureaucracy! On the fateful day when the sun shone bright and the rum flowed freely, the good folk at the Voice of America found themselves cast adrift on paid leave, like scallywags marooned on a deserted isle.

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