Arrr, the swab Trump be plunderin’ seven federal ships, includin' the one that spreads the news across the seas!
2025-03-16
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be raisin' his quill to scuttle seven scurvy federal ships! Off they go, takin' labor, libraries, and them fancy news-folk with 'em! A jolly good laugh, I say, as we plunder the land of jobs and treasure, leavin' naught but chaos in our wake!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics! Rumor be afloat that the Captain of the Land, President Trump, hath wielded his quill to sign a mighty order! Aye, he be callin' for the scuttlin' of seven federal ships, I mean agencies, that be keepin' the peace in the realms of labor and the plight of the homeless. Shiver me timbers!These scallywags were tasked with mendin' disputes between landlubbers and keepin' the streets clear of the wretched souls without a place to lay their heads. But nay, the Captain hath declared it time to hoist the sails and cast 'em adrift into the briny deep! Aye, they also be fundin' state museums and libraries, treasure chests of knowledge, not to mention keepin' an eye on the coin that flows to news outlets around the globe. Arrr, the good ol' press!
So, with a hearty chuckle, we say farewell to these agencies as they walk the plank, leavin' behind a wake of confusion and perhaps a few doubloons lost in the whirlpool of change. Let the seas of governance be turbulent, for the pirate life be full of surprises! Avast, me hearties, what say ye to this curious turn of the tides?