“Avast! Voice o’ America be partin’ ways with the scallywags of AP, Reuters, and Frenchy news! Arrr!”
2025-03-16
Arrr, matey! The landlubber agency runnin’ the Voice o’ America be cuttin' ties with them fancy news brigands like AP and Reuters! Captain Kari Lake, a former wench o’ the airwaves, be reckonin’ this swashbucklin’ move’ll hoard a treasure o’ $53 million! Aye, what a jolly jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale from the landlubber realm of politics, where the scallywags of the government agency be makin’ waves like a ship in a stormy sea. Aye, they be settin’ their sights on cuttin’ ties with the likes of The Associated Press, Reuters, and Agence France-Presse. Aye, they’ve declared this as a matter of great importance, tellin’ their crew o’ journalists to steer clear of the words of them wire services, lest they be walkin’ the plank!Now, who be the captain of this curious ship, ye ask? None other than Kari Lake, a former broadcaster turned political sea dog, plucked from the briny depths by none other than the notorious Captain Trump himself! This lass be claimin’ that by givin’ the ol’ heave-ho to these contracts, they be savin’ a grand treasure of $53 million! Arrr, what a bounty that be!
So, as the winds of change blow fierce through the halls of the Voice of America, we raise a tankard to the chaos and absurdity that be the world of politics! May the tides be ever in their favor, and let us hope they don’t end up cast away on some deserted isle of bad press! Yarrr!